You are NOT an idiot!!!! I was in CompUsa and saw a $60 USB CD-ROM/DVD drive. You could probably find one online for the same price. I actually got my S10 knowing there was no CD-ROM drive. Who needs one if you have USB and USB-Flash drives? They just add weight. I am curious, why do you need one? I do wish that Lenovo provided all the XP Home recovery programs on a USB drive, or had a program that we could download and run to turn a USB drive into a recovery drive. That way, if you wanted to replace an HDD or if things got corrupt, you just set the BIOS to boot from USB, stick the stick in, and BOOM!!! Everything gets restored like new! I mean, you can still stick a floppy USB brive in to an S10 and create a bootable disk, why should you be able to make a bootable USB drive directly from the OS?